Well, Technically...
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maja_liTitle: Well, Technically...
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: silliness, shameless!Draco
Word count: 169
Disclaimer: Harry&co. belong to JKR. Not me.
Summary: Sometimes, Draco can be very subtle.
A/N: Written for awdt's Halloween Quickie #7, the slutty pizza guy
"Harry? Harry, come see my costume!"
"Yes, Draco? What did you finally decide--oh my God!"
"I know, isn't it wonderful? I have a feeling Granger's parents will be quite impressed."
"Um. I'm not entirely sure that's appropriate..."
"What? Why not? You said that Muggles dress up as wizards for Halloween all the time, so why can't I incorporate the Muggle element into my costume?"
"You can, darling, and you've been very creative about it, but--"
"But what? I think it's perfect--a fitting tribute to the burgeoning age of unity and prosperity, where no man, Wizard or Muggle, shall want for a slice of the Pie of Freedom, yea, and with whatsoever Toppings he chooseth, he shall have Them, the Sweet Pineapple and the Salty Anchovie alike; and even the Honey Barbequed Shrimp shall have their place--"
"All right, all right! But don't say I didn't warn you."
Harry sighed, and prayted no one would decide to open Draco's pizza box to see if it had...sausage.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: silliness, shameless!Draco
Word count: 169
Disclaimer: Harry&co. belong to JKR. Not me.
Summary: Sometimes, Draco can be very subtle.
A/N: Written for awdt's Halloween Quickie #7, the slutty pizza guy
"Harry? Harry, come see my costume!"
"Yes, Draco? What did you finally decide--oh my God!"
"I know, isn't it wonderful? I have a feeling Granger's parents will be quite impressed."
"Um. I'm not entirely sure that's appropriate..."
"What? Why not? You said that Muggles dress up as wizards for Halloween all the time, so why can't I incorporate the Muggle element into my costume?"
"You can, darling, and you've been very creative about it, but--"
"But what? I think it's perfect--a fitting tribute to the burgeoning age of unity and prosperity, where no man, Wizard or Muggle, shall want for a slice of the Pie of Freedom, yea, and with whatsoever Toppings he chooseth, he shall have Them, the Sweet Pineapple and the Salty Anchovie alike; and even the Honey Barbequed Shrimp shall have their place--"
"All right, all right! But don't say I didn't warn you."
Harry sighed, and prayted no one would decide to open Draco's pizza box to see if it had...sausage.
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Date: 2009-11-02 11:56 pm (UTC)btw: your icon made me giggle :D