"No, not because of that!" Bradley flails, gesticulating wildly. "But…you're a veg! You get upset when people kill cute fluffy things because they are delicious, and they wish to eat them! And I have become addicted to a game where I kill cute fluffy things just because I can! It's…like…gratuitous cute-fluffy-things murder…" He trails off, as though he hadn't quite put it into those terms for himself before. "I thought it might upset you," Bradley finishes lamely.
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Date: 2010-05-16 05:57 pm (UTC)"No, not because of that!" Bradley flails, gesticulating wildly. "But…you're a veg! You get upset when people kill cute fluffy things because they are delicious, and they wish to eat them! And I have become addicted to a game where I kill cute fluffy things just because I can! It's…like…gratuitous cute-fluffy-things murder…" He trails off, as though he hadn't quite put it into those terms for himself before. "I thought it might upset you," Bradley finishes lamely.
OH BRADLEY.
I'm mem-ming this.