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Title: Peasebody's Regret
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: sexual content, language, and a very, very NSFW link
Word count: 492
Disclaimer: Harry&co. belong to JKR. Not me.
Summary: Life is never dull at the Bureau of Paranormal Affairs
A/N: And we're back to smut and dry humor. Phew! *g* Written for [livejournal.com profile] awdt's Halloween Quickie #4, the shadow on the wall


"Oh, Merlin save us," Draco breathed.  He and Harry were crouched behind a door in the tumbledown house they'd been sent to investigate, peering into the kitchen room where a dark shade crept slowly around the walls.  Its gnarled hands stretched out before it, shadows that lengthened and waned with the changing angles of the firelight: now drawn close to its chest as though it muttered curses to itself, now clawing in vain at a--thankfully empty--chair.

"They said it was a ghost! That is not a ghost!" Draco ranted, quietly so as not to attract the shade's attention.  "I'm going to slaughter Peasebody when we get back--"

"Shhh."  Harry cut him off with a raised hand, beginning to edge out from their hiding place.  "I've got a plan."

"What?  No."

"Yes. On three. One--"

"I said no!  Absolutely not--"

"--two--"

"Harry, wait--"

"--three!"

"Damn you! Lux Incarcerous!" Draco fired wildly, his spell passing through the door and pinning the shade to the wall with bars of black light as Harry tumbled himself into the open.  The shade shrieked and tried to tear itself free, but Harry was too fast.  A blinding beam shot from the tip of his wand and pierced its chest, growing and tearing the shadows into ragged edges until shade and spells dissolved into nothingness.  Harry heard the door slam.

"Damn you!" Draco shouted again, stalking towards him and shoving him back against the kitchen table. "Don't you ever, ever scare me like that again!"

"It worked out fine, didn't it?" Harry's smile was lopsided and infuriating.  "I knew you had my back."

"Well obviously, you imbecile, but what if--mmph!"  Harry cut Draco off for the second time that evening, pressing his mouth to Draco's and pushing his tongue in between lips parted in surprise.  Draco would have pulled away, but Harry held him in place with a hand at the back of his head until Draco gave in and his eyelids fluttered shut, allowing Harry free reign with the kiss.  Only when Draco was pressed fully against him, hands clutching weakly at the front of Harry's robes as his cock pressed hard and eager against Harry's thigh, did Harry release his mouth.

"I know, I know, you're very displeased," he murmured, tilting Draco's head back so that he could suck at the hollow of his throat.  "So now that the mission's complete, why don't you let me take you home and make it up to you?"  Draco would have protested that there was paperwork to be done, debriefings to be attended--but Harry fixed him with a smoldering gaze and added, "I'll even let you break out the video camera."

Much, much later that night, Draco spent a productive forty minutes setting up an online account...and poor Peasebody, who had just learned to use a computer and had never heard of XTube, would never be the same again.

Date: 2009-10-29 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vesperagain.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I just adore this revenge-loving, creative Slytherin! You have to hand it to him; he does think in such delightful ways. Poor Peasebody indeed! Though I do wish Draco knew my mail id...

Funny and racy, just what I like! Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2009-10-29 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
LOL! I like this Draco, too ^_~ I'm glad you enjoyed! :D ♥

Date: 2009-10-29 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fancypantsdylan.livejournal.com
ROFL, honestly these two just get worse. Lovely :)

Date: 2009-10-29 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Hehehe *cackles* Thanks, lovely! *squishes*

Date: 2009-10-29 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yellownovella.livejournal.com
LOL!!! OMG sooo hot. The kissing is HOT!!! and the videocamera is even hotter :D

Date: 2009-10-29 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Haha! I'm glad you liked, love! *smooches* ♥

ps - ICON WIN *g*

Date: 2009-10-29 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fauxpersonae007.livejournal.com
If only Draco would upload some of his vids for the fangirls...

Sigh.

Very funny, I enjoyed it!

Date: 2009-10-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
LOL! If only, indeed...but that's why we love fanartists! ^_~

Thanks for reading, darling! *smooches*

Date: 2009-10-30 08:18 am (UTC)
ext_6287: It is an orange field, upon which badly drawn letters are blazoned in a cyrillic script, signifying 'all my love' (Harry/Ron - boylove)
From: [identity profile] la-dissonance.livejournal.com
Hee, this was awesome! I love the creative use of magic to vanquish the shade. Very cool! And you know that as soon as I saw a warning for a "very, very NSFW" link, I just had to click. XD

Date: 2009-10-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
LOL! But of course XD I'm glad you liked, sweets! ^_^ ♥

Date: 2009-10-30 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ali-wilde.livejournal.com
LOL, sneaky.

Date: 2009-10-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Hee ^_^ Thanks, hon!

Date: 2009-10-31 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com
Ah ha ha ha! That's great!

Date: 2009-10-31 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Hee :D Thanks, hon! *squishes* ♥

Re: Peasebody's Regret

Date: 2009-11-03 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Heh, should I be worried about revealing to y'all that I know that site exists?

...nah, we're all perverts ^_~ Thanks, love!

Re: Peasebody's Regret

Date: 2009-11-03 10:44 pm (UTC)
ext_41255: (*raises-eyebrows* - Draco (David Zimmers)
From: [identity profile] joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com
*gasp* omg, you're interested in porn? I'm astonished! *lol*

Re: Peasebody's Regret

Date: 2009-11-03 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Oh, you're (http://maja-li.livejournal.com/14636.html?thread=115244#t115244) one (http://maja-li.livejournal.com/23420.html?thread=186236#t186236) to (http://maja-li.livejournal.com/28085.html?thread=272309#t272309) talk (http://maja-li.livejournal.com/38222.html?thread=434254#t434254). ^_~

ILU! ♥

Re: Peasebody's Regret

Date: 2009-11-03 10:54 pm (UTC)
ext_41255: (*hmmm* - Sam)
From: [identity profile] joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com
Haha. I guess I'm guilty. *g*

Date: 2010-11-02 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
lolololololo I adored this XTube *g*

Date: 2010-11-09 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com
Haha! Aw, thanks so much, darling! It always makes my day to get comments on old stuff. ♥

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